When the stockings get hung by the chimney with carelessness and the in-laws' arrival feels more like an impending blizzard. For all the tinsel-tangled, turkey-overcooked, gift-wrapping-gone-wrong moments. Light up the chaos, pour yourself some spiked eggnog, and toast to the most wonderful time of the year. 

Phrase: Merry What The Fuck-Mas

Glass Bottle with gold lid

40qty Safety Matches

Red Tipped

Striker on Side of Bottle for easy strike and light

1.84 x 4.75, 1.8oz Glass Bottle